Monday, May 14, 2007

The Tragic Tale of Mr. S. F. =P

(Person of the month)... Luke. Aka Snake Charmer! Grama, who shivers at the merest mention of a snake, found one near her house. So my chivalrous, knight of a brother went over to rescue her from the miniature, legless, wingless, slithering, harmless, dragon like creature! Except, instead of slaying it he fell in love with it and brought it home!!! OK... The snake is not poisonous therefor, logic follows that it is harmless, or so we thought. It turned out to be the nastiest aggressive little twerp! This did not affect Luke's unconditional admiration of the snake. Undaunted, he put on some gloves and eventually "Mr. Slithering Filth" got tired of the taste of glove fiber and gave up on trying to bite the heck out of everything in sight. Alas this tale has, I fear, an ending of woe and tragedy. For Luke and Grama anyway. Mr. S.F. somehow managed to escape and returned to the wild! Luke morns his loss... Annddd... Grama prays that she won't gain back what she was relieve to lose and hopes the brute won't show up again, sunning itself on her porch!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

I got less of what I had which I had a lot of before but now I have a little.

Before

After

Yes. Yes. I did get my hair cut very short. It's been REALLY long most of my life so I thought I'd try something new and cooler for the summer. It will grow back within a year or so to all those who hate it. Anyway comments are welcome as long as they are honest. I can't stand it when people are like "Wow. New hair cut. Looks great." with a plastered grin and a fake laugh. With me just say what you think. GOOD or BAD. :) I can take it................................... 'This oughta be interesting!' ;)

Thursday, May 3, 2007

The Extremely Strange Outing

I’ve been sick all day today so I was still in my PJs with my hair in a wad when the girls and I decided to get in the car to go take pictures of a funny looking, dead squirrel. Pris was describing how hilariously cartoonish it looked, lying flat on it’s back with its front paws in the air. While we headed out, I slipped on Hopes flippin flops (as Kezzi calls them) that were conveniently sitting by the door and Pris grabbed her keys and the camera. We thought it was quite amusing and pretty funny as we looked around at each other… Pris and the camera, Kezzi with her purse, (we were only going a half a block away) Hope running to the car barefoot, (I had her shoes) and I was still in PJs. WHAT WEIRD GIRLS!

We laughed even more as we pulled over and saw that the squirrel was every bit as funny as Priscilla’s description of it. I tried taking pictures between times of the girls and I jumping into the roadside graveyard to avoid getting run over, ourselves. I’ll tell you what… we got some strange looks from some passers by. I would pay some money to know what was going through their heads… A bunch of girls, a camera, a dead squirrel, and a graveyard? What are we?? Obsessed with death or something??? Pris instructed us not to run back to the car ‘cause it would look even stranger. So, we got back and showed the boys and Mom. The boys thought it was hilarious but Mom only sighed and shook her head.