(Person of the month)... Luke. Aka Snake Charmer! Grama, who shivers at the merest mention of a snake, found one near her house. So my chivalrous, knight of a brother went over to rescue her from the miniature, legless, wingless, slithering, harmless, dragon like creature! Except, instead of slaying it he fell in love with it and brought it home!!! OK... The snake is not poisonous therefor, logic follows that it is harmless, or so we thought. It turned out to be the nastiest aggressive little twerp! This did not affect Luke's unconditional admiration of the snake. Undaunted, he put on some gloves and eventually "Mr. Slithering Filth" got tired of the taste of glove fiber and gave up on trying to bite the heck out of everything in sight. Alas this tale has, I fear, an ending of woe and tragedy. For Luke and Grama anyway. Mr. S.F. somehow managed to escape and returned to the wild! Luke morns his loss... Annddd... Grama prays that she won't gain back what she was relieve to lose and hopes the brute won't show up again, sunning itself on her porch! 
Monday, May 14, 2007
The Tragic Tale of Mr. S. F. =P
(Person of the month)... Luke. Aka Snake Charmer! Grama, who shivers at the merest mention of a snake, found one near her house. So my chivalrous, knight of a brother went over to rescue her from the miniature, legless, wingless, slithering, harmless, dragon like creature! Except, instead of slaying it he fell in love with it and brought it home!!! OK... The snake is not poisonous therefor, logic follows that it is harmless, or so we thought. It turned out to be the nastiest aggressive little twerp! This did not affect Luke's unconditional admiration of the snake. Undaunted, he put on some gloves and eventually "Mr. Slithering Filth" got tired of the taste of glove fiber and gave up on trying to bite the heck out of everything in sight. Alas this tale has, I fear, an ending of woe and tragedy. For Luke and Grama anyway. Mr. S.F. somehow managed to escape and returned to the wild! Luke morns his loss... Annddd... Grama prays that she won't gain back what she was relieve to lose and hopes the brute won't show up again, sunning itself on her porch! 
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EEEEEKKKKKK !! I hope it does not make it to our house ... please be sure it is not in the van when you come Saturday. YIKES !!
Love,
MomToCherubs
(who is MEGA-SCARED of snakes)
Oh MomToCherubs,
Yesterday this very lonnnnnng lizard, wearing a bucket hat and sporting a miniature pair of Groucho Marks glasses, came up to me, walking on wooden legs. He wobbled in a very strange manor, like he wasn't used to walking much. Anyway, he asked for directions to your house. Said he was an old friend of yours... so I told him what he wanted to know. He seemed like a very suspiciousssssssss character. Thought I give ya a heads up. ;)
ummm... C&ace, r u feeling all right? Or maybe this is just an inside joke that I didn't get. Momtocherubs, don't worry about C&ace's story. She kind of lives in a world all her own. But you probably already know that. Perhaps I shouldn't say these things, since I don't know you very well. My apologies, C&ace.
I think the world she's living in sounds pretty cool. Nothing better than pure randomness in my book.
An explanation of the inside joke:
A snake disguised as a lizard is heading her way (in theory)... Snake are MTC's worst nightmare!!! We've had many years of giving her a hard time about this. We have to be creative about it so it won’t get old!!! =)
You know, Indiana Jones doesn't like snakes either, so Momtocherubs is in good company...
I am kind of scared of butterflies...isn't that weird? The big, brown ones are the scariest to me...
C%ace
The new hair looks awesome!!! Totally honest. Boys have this thing with snakes I think...Lou used to think they were cool! Yeah the lizard story is different but I'd have to agree with both Strider and Screaming Penguin, you live in a world all your own and sometimes it's awful fun!
Hope to see ya'll sometime soon
OK
I meant C&ace but somehow hit the percent button...I hate this new keyboard!!
Hitting the % key seems to be a commmon problem for people trying to type C%dace, i mean, C&ace
Thnkx Ducky, now I don't feel so stupid. :)C&ace (hey, gotcha right the first time there) can you guess who this is anyway? (and Zach keep your mouth shut) Lemme know! :)
C%ace,
I guessed who Silverstar was the first time I saw the name. Let's see if you are as good as me.
Silverstar... you might want to be careful. I feel like being mean and telling your secret identity. After all, you only told Ducky not to tell, not me!
You too, Strider!
What in the weird! I really don't know who the heck silverstar is. I know Sam called Zach Ducky... is it him? Surely not! Liz S.? Folks help me out here. I hate guessing!!!
Victor. Afraid of butterflies?!?! I have one thing to say... "WHAT A PANSY" =) I think you need to face your fear like Batman. Who knows, you may be the next super hero phenomenon... "ButterflyMan!" ;)
c&ace,
Silverstar is not part of the S family, although that is the first letter of her last name too. You have met her a couple of times when you were here in Mo visiting.
Nyiad
Somehow I don't think the title of "Butterfly-Man" conveys the manliness, strength, and courage that are such intrinsic parts of who I am...
...and, by the way, calling somebody a "pansy" IS MY FAVORITE INSULT! You're one of a few selected ones I have met whom uses this insult! I am truly honored...kind of like Highlander finding other Highlanders...
I can't control my big mouth. Heather S is Silverstar...
I use pansy too. Can I be in the club? *bambi eyes*
!!!HEATHER!!! I should have known! It's been too long girl. Hope yer doin' great!!! ;)
Thanx anonymous, for blabbing!
Zach you may definitely be in club 'insult pansies 4 life'. Congrats!!! ;)
Victor, I also like to give people 'the look' and say "yer such a fairy!" It means the same as pansy. You are welcome to use this too!
I must confess: the anonymous who blabbed was me. My conscience is killing me.
Not.
If only everyone could have as sensitive a conscience as yours... Ha!
Wonder what the world would really be like!
Thanks! I will add it to my list of obnoxious insults! Keep 'em coming... :-D
Screaming Penguin/Zach, welcome to the club!
Zachary!!! You're so lucky I don't see you at track anymore, otherwise you'd have ice in your Converse or something!! Little sneaky blabbermouth!
C&ace, you need a new post.
Yeah I know, that's one of the shortest things you'll probably hear me say or see me write. :)
PS--all you guys need new posts. What's a blog for if you don't post on it at least once a week?
Thanks for making us all laugh
Yesterday I picked up a speckled kingsnake and triedto get it to go into my pocket. When he poked his head into it, he let loose his diarrhea on me (it was big and it stunk). Just a little tip for Luke. Always make sure the snakes nervous-ness is gone before you start playing much with it.
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